clap your hands say bored

really, what does a girl have to do to get a response around here? you understand I'm high-maintenance like that, right? I mean you can fuck whoever you want and we don't actually need to see each other or really interact, but I am secretly driven insane when people ignore my missives. sheesh. maybe if I keep trying different mediums you'll eventually pay attention to me. carrier pigeon is next, dude, so watch out.

when did I get so boring? admitting I need attention? that I'm high-maintenance? this is a little crazy, but hardly even worth mentioning. I'm running out of embarrassing-yet-laughable e-mails, here. I have a few posts I'm still too embarrassed to post, but really they're all either too crazy or too boring to properly laugh at. sigh. I'll work on the other ones (yeah, yeah, I know, reclaim your shame) but in the meantime, will you people please submit some submissions? I know you're out there. I can hear you breathing.